The OpenVisionZ Blog #10 - The Junkie Revelation

The Junkie Revelation.

Jimmy Crack Stems
Jimmy Crack Stems
Jimmy Crack Stems was getting crack attacks during his banausic subway ride to uptown, he had to get himself off, he was going through the smoke shakes and he needed to rub one off to get through this monotonous ride, so just to feel a adrenaline rush from a self inflicted orgasm, he limped to the back of the subway car and started to precariously unbuckle his belt, Jimmy Crack Stems whipped it out and began to stroke it. Crack Stems was hunched down in between the back seats in the far back car hacking away at a limpy half dry erection.  He looked like someone holding a half cooked strand of spaghetti performing a weird magic trick, and he was working his hardest at trying to make magic happen. Crack Stems had sweat dripping and he was making a weird grunting sound while he adjusted his position in the seat.  By now people were watching him as he was fervently jerking away but Jimmy, reluctantly getting his noodle hard, started to think of the woman working the counter at "Willy's Brown Eye Burgers and Milkshakes" who's bathroom he uses to wash his balls and socks, she always has her blouse unbuttoned just enough for the name tag that says "Big Becky" to hang low enough to see her nipple, it was pierced with a bright blue plastic barbell and always wore pink lipstick and chewed nicotine gum that she would vexatiously snap when she talked, the thoughts of her got him pumping hard and out of nowhere he popped!  Jimmy Crack Stems shit shot out like a expired can of silly string at the same time the train stopped.

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Jimmy turned around mid ejaculation and it sprayed it all over a woman sitting their with her little french poodle who both were staring at Jimmy with their mouth open in utter disgust of the vile act being performed right in front of them. They both took a money shot to the face she started to scream, the french poodle began barking then started to lick up the mess.  Jimmy Crack Stems pulled his tattered jeans up and stumbled out of the subway while searching his pockets to make sure he didn't drop his work rig, crack kit, or coin rolls which he was going to pay the dealer with.

Jimmy Crack Stems had about $17.21 mostly in dimes and he was headed Uptown to get himself a 20 piece and not of Chicken McNuggets, but of crack rocks.  Jimmy Crack Stems had a few main dealers Uptown and usually went shopping around the hood to check the rocks and see which dealer had the best stones.  The key attributes Crack Stems looked for in his crack rocks were color, consistency, fragrance, texture, and the most important SIZE, Jimmy was always looking for the fatter rocks and his main man today was a loquacious pimp named "Long Dick Chappy" who's cardinal gig was putting bitches on the track, but dabbled in the sales and exchange of cooked cocaine otherwise known as certified Grade-A crack rock.

Crack Stems loved smoking up hard rocks of cooked up cocaine and this batch was cut up and portioned out by "Long Dick Chappy's" bottom bitch Ms. Sheila Rhinestones Pasquale. Sheila Rhinestones was a DEA agents ex-wife.  The DEA agent who's addiction to snorting ketamine and cocaine was banned from being a officer of the law forced his spouse to start hooking the streets which led to a divorce but not before she met her new daddy Long Dick Chappy who insisted she stay business partners with her ex-husband because he had the plug from all the years of law enforcement and locking up king pins and drug lords had connections with a pure cocaine plug in Papa New Guinea.  The Papa New Guinea Crime Organization shipped monthly shipments of the purest cocaine New Guinea had to offer directly to their house in Bergen, New Jersey.  The operation was huge and was completely under the radar of the Feds because the husband was a ex-DEA agent and had ties in the system that allowed him to bypass any investigations or attempts to disrupt the Papa New Guinea Crime Organization.


The Junkie Revelation


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Long Dick Chappy's Uptown Apartment 
Jimmy Crack Stems was a pawn in the drug game but sure could smoke the hell out of a crack pipe and he always had a fresh brillo pad for his pipe and today was about to get a little wild for Crack Stems predilection.  So Jimmy made it to Chappy's apartment complex in Uptown, he knew Chappy was home because his Big Dick Caddy was parked crooked in a handicapped parking spot with a flat tire, he walked up to the front door opened it, then stepped into the crack shack mansionStems proceeded to get onto elevator just as a little old lady was getting off, being the gentleman he is Jimmy gave a wink and a nod to the little old lady who gave a disturbing smile back because she had 2 teeth and a wet spot on her chin, Jimmy paid that no mind but the fact was that little old lady getting off the elevator just got done sucking off the super in apartment 4a, she was working for Long Dick, jacking off the super so that the super wouldn't jack the rent on Chappy, something like rent control except she had to swallow.

Jimmy Crack Stems hit the 8 on the elevator,  the door was almost about to close when a hand slipped in between the doors and a man with a trench coat smelling like crab rangoons with his head down steped into the elevator.  The man followed Crack Stems to the 6th floor and the doors closed.  They arrived to the 6th floor of Crack Shack Mansion and the man with the trench coat smelling of crab rangoons did not get off but Jimmy didn't give a shit about that because he was getting the crack sweats and he needed a puff, he knocked on Long Dicks door and Sheila Rhinestones opened it up holding a black & yellow double ended bumblebee dildo with a pair of walkman headphones on attached to no walkman, she was pointing the dildo at Jimmy saying where ya been then pretended to shoot him with it like a gun Sheila then waved Stems in the apartment and shut the door locking all the dead bolts and wedging a chair under the door knob.  Long Dick limped over wearing a leopard spotted bathrobe no underwear and a giant pubic bush hiding his junk, he mumbled "did they follow you?" Stems said "what?Long Dick repeated "Mother fucker I said did they follow you?" Jimmy had no idea what he was talking about and said "no, no I don't think so,?"  Long Dick said "good how much ya got?" Stems dumped his change on the coffee table making sure not to show his bills and he said "I got $20 lemme get a fatty rock LD lemme get the fattest one you got and lemme cuff 2 small ones till tomorrow!"  Long Dick Chappy scooped up the money walked over to the window and began skittishly peaking out of it, he then yelled out for Sheila Rhinestones to go get the razor blade and count this money, followed by you "fruity half tongued bitch!"


Shit starts getting DEEP

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Jimmy Crack Stems only had about $12 in dimes and he was still clinching a $5 spot in the case that they didn't count his money. But Sheila as jittery as she was still recognized that a crack head always shorts ya and she knew to make Jimmy Crack Stems open his hands and empty his pockets sure enough he did he threw the sawbuck on the table and said "Oh I thought I gave you all my money this must of been hiding in my pocket" because he didn't want to waste anymore time he needed to get his smoke on.

Sheila shaved him off a chunk of crack and Jimmy immediately stuffed it into his pipe ignited his lighter and started sucking that pipe like a pregnant stripper at a job interview.  That's when Long Dick Chappy started to get paranoid, the second hand crack smoke made Chappy start asking Jimmy questions about the how he got here what subway he took, where he got the money, and how many people seen him come in?  Jimmy told him the story of him getting the crack shakes in the subway and how he had to rub one out to get rid of them and when he got here there was some toothless hooker walking out with a wet-spot on her chin, then he remembered the man that smelled like crab rangoons, Jimmy began to tell Chappy that there was some smelly guy with a trench coat and emitting a strong crab rangoon odor, and who said he was going to the 6th floor but never got off the elevator.   Long Dick Chappys eyes opened wide and Sheila Rhinestones, who was now the one looking out of the kitchen window dropped her black & yellow bumble bee colored dildo and yelled out "THATS HIM!!!" that's Chun Sun Lee!! Chappy knew exactly who it was in the elevator stinking like crab rangoons and grabbed his .38 from the refrigerator and began to load it with ammo. Chappy explained that Chun Sun Lee  smelled like crab rangoons because the Chinese Triads run a Chinese buffet off 46th and Broadway and they are here to wage a war!


The shit gets deeper

Long Dick Chappy
Long Dick Chappy
"We gots a problem Stems, we gonna have to get you a gun, Sheila, bitch get Jimmy my pistol, the one in the washing machine, and make it quick the Chinese Triads are here hoe".

Sheila Ran to the laundry room grabbed LD's back up pistol and put it in Crack Stems hand she asked if he knew how to use it and he said "hell yea" then began to put some fresh brillo pad chunks in the barrel, packed a little rock in there and started smoking out of it like a crack pipe "like this,right?"  Long Dick came over and slapped the shit out of Jimmy and then back slapped Sheila for letting him do some dumb shit like smoke crack from a pistol.  Long Dick started to tell Jimmy why the Chinese Triads are after him and that he had a little incident with the leader of the Chinese triads "Chun Sun Lee" who had rented 3 top notch hoes from Long Dick Chappy's Escort Service for Asians which wound up being a major problem because the top notch hoes that LD  recruited for his Escort For Asians service were original Thai lady boy transgenders who LD had shipped over from Thailand.  Chun Sun Lee was not from Thailand he was from Beijing where they despise the Lady Boy community in Thailand and especially the original lady boys because they murdered Chun Sun Lee's half brother "Kum Sum Lee" during a International Asian Sex Party which was hosted by Long Dick Chappy in Thailand

"Kum Sum Lee" was the guest of honor not knowing that the hoes were going to be Thai lady boys and when "Kum Sum Lee" found out he was doing doggy-style with a original Thai lady boy he started to scream vulgar expletives at chang samkan the sacred elephant of Thailand.  The Thai did not appreciate this and with no hesitation they hit "Kum Sum Lee" with a machete across the head, killing him instantly. Jimmy Crack Stems was in awe, he started to get the smoke shakes and realized he was in a little to deep and that "Chun Sun Lee" and the Chinese Triads are out to revenge the death of  "Kum Sum Lee" and Stems knows that they leave no witnesses.

Jimmy Crack Stems was way to high on crack smoke to worry about some Chinese Triad bullshit, he was absolutely focused on how he was going to get his next crack fix, he started asking Sheila Rhinestones if Long Dick Chappy was going to front him those rocks till tomorrow?  Sheila was sharpening a knife and told him to ask LD, but Chappy was busy peaking through the blinds and preparing to slap a hoe, LD was yelling out "I GOT THAT LD BITCH!! COME GET THIS LD YOU CHINK BASTARTDS!!" 

Jimmy Crack Stems had a crack idea and walked up to Long Dick and said that he wanted to set a booby trap for the Triads he knew that the Latino Lovers, a gang of dick slinging drug dealing Latin thugs with bulky dicks, who's colors were black and yellow and they had a trap house about 2 blocks up,  would make the perfect set up.  Stems knew a bit of old Chinese calligraphy so his idea was to write "Kum Sum Lee likes lady dicks" in ancient Chinese calligraphy on the black & yellow dildo Sheila was waving around, then throw it into the buffet that the Triads ran off 46th and Broadway, but first call Greasy Gustavo Gallvidez for the 5 rocks for $100 deal they push, and ask him to meet him at the Triads restaurant.  The Triads would think that the Latin Lovers were there to sling dick and start problems, and the black and yellow bumblebee dildo that has "Kum Sum Lee likes lady dicks" would be a sign of disrespect from them and they would have a gang war, leaving Long Dick Chappy and his pimp game alone for now.  The problem was Jimmy was high as hell on crack and had no way to get to the restaurant with the dildo so LD gave him his keys to the Big Dick Caddy and told him to take it and go make it happen, make the war between the Chinese Triads and the Latin Lovers happen and he would give him a free 40 piece of the yellowest crack rock he has ever seen.

To be continued.......
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OpenVisionZ Blog #9 The Story of Roarin Farts the Professional Wrestler

OpenVisionZ Blog #9 The story of Roarin Farts

The Wrestling Superstar "Roarin Farts" has been a household name around the world since the early 80's


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Roarin Farts
Roarin Farts is a professional ex-amateur wrestler who holds Championship Belts in three different intercontinental wrestling leagues they are the International Wrestling Federation of Amateur Wrestlers Association, The Amateur Wrestlers Federation of Professionals Wrestlers and The World Wrestling Commission of Pro-Am Wrestlers.  His accolades speak for them selves, Roarin Farts is best remembered for beating the ferocious 7'5 "Japanese Tornado" Swung Lo Hoggins in the 1987 International Wrestling Federation of Amateur Wrestlers "Royal Blood Battle" Where he finished the Japanese Tornado with his effervescent signature move the "Farting Mouth Shart" off the top ropes, which put Swung Lo Hoggins in a stench coma for 9 hours after the match.  Roarin Farts has been retired for the last 6 years and has had his fair share money troubles and has struggled with licentious behaviors in and around the ring.

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Roarin Farts has been involved in fraudulent acts in Tokyo, Argentina and Honduras where he has been allegedly seen in the red light districts mugging hookers for used condoms for personal uses that are not legal in those jurisdictions.  Farts has since cleaned his act up and is now living anonymously in the Caribbean Islands under the concupiscent alias Bill "Slippery Tits" Wilson where he owns a charter boat and gives tours to vacationers and cruises the seas looking for hidden treasures and performing sexual favors for seagulls and mollusks.  The Roarin Farts legacy still lives in small towns in America like Saugatuck, Michigan and Bayfield, Wisconsin. Children of the 80's might remember him best for his prodigious match with fan favorite "Pee Stains Maccaroo" where Roarin Farts paid homage to 70's ebony actress phenom "Judy Pace" by entering the ring wearing a custom g-string made of recycled pubic hair from random Brazilian wax salons in Harlem, New York.  The match was like none other in history lasting 6 hours, it ended in a barrage of dirty wet farts directly in the face of Pee Stains who subsequently lost his sense of smell and taste after the defeat.


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Rorin Farts has been the spokesman for companies like Taco Bell and Quaker Oats who had thrown advertising campaigns promoting the catch phrase "I Eat things that make the farts that linger"

He also has been the leading factor in global health awareness across America and Asia, teaching the way to make a healthy shart, bringing light to health conscious diets that result in healthy shits and farts.

The unforgettable wrestling match that made Roarin Farts a household name around the world!

The Roarin Farts iconic slogan is "I'll Eat Your Farts Raw" he coined this phrase during the legendary match with Thick "Tuna Can Dick" Turner in the first Cage and Rage Mania Match held by the International Wrestling Federation of Amateur Wrestlers Association.  Roarin Farts came in hard and ready, he made a remarkable entrance by parachuting into the cage with such finesse it left fans breathless, not from the gaseous entry, but because stitched into the parachute was his new catch phrase "I'll Eat Your Farts Raw" embroidered in diarrhea green with what looked like a giant shit smear going down the center of the chute.  He pulverized his opponent, unleashing his rarely used maneuver the "Flying 360 Brown Eye Buttock Drop" off the top of the cage, which snapped Thick "Tuna Can Dick" Turners femur like a twig.  Turner ended up retiring after the loss realizing that he was no match for Roarin Farts in the ring but soon came out of retirement after Farts was allegedly caught sucking farts out his then girlfriends ass raw with a straw in a woman's bathroom at Manhattan nightclub. The match was held in The Omaha Meat Grinder stadium and it was a match made in hell.  Farts had been on a diet of broccoli and fish cakes to prepare for the match and cleared the arena that held more than 30,000 patrons who all had to be evacuated from his unearthly flatulence due to faulty ventilation in stadium.  The throw back from the fans was awful, most of them demanded their money back and some got violent.  Roarin Farts had filed a lawsuit against the stadium which resulted in a $400,000 dollar settlement and to gain back his fandom he gave any patron that attended the event but left with nausea, a full refund and a portion of the settlement which was divided up equally among anyone who attended, all unclaimed refunds were donated to the Hershey Squirts Foundation for Kids.  Inevitably the grudge match was rescheduled and Roarin Farts went on to annihilate Thick Turner in dubious fashion by giving him the infamous 3 Finger 1 Thumb Micky directly into the bum of Tuna Can Dick Turner, in result Thick couldn't use a toilet for a week after the loss and to add insult to injury Roarin Farts went on to impregnate Turners then girlfriend in a very unorthodox way by injecting semen into his own ass and blowing farts into her vagina.  Farts coined this maneuver the "Reverse Volcano Blowback Ejaculation". 


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Roarin Farts Success Skyrocketed

Roarin Farts success skyrocketed after the events held in Omaha and he eventually went on to become one of the first amateur pro wrestling Hall of Fame inductees and had a statue built in his honor that is still displayed in front of town hall in Queens, New York.  After his retirement he started to get into trouble with money and drugs resulting in him having to take up a alias and live off land on a boat in the Caribbean Ocean, he has three children and 2 grandchildren who's where bouts are unknown. The legacy of their grandfather is still alive and Roarin Farts still holds titles in almost every wrestling federation in the world. Rumors of him coming out of retirement are whispered amongst fans of wrestling and the game is not the same with out him.

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OpenVisionZ Blog #8 - I See Darkness In You

OpenVisionZ Blog #8 -  I See Darkness In You

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It all started with some cheap acid and a girl I thought I would be with for a long time.

I bought some weird LSD hits a little while after I met her not just to impress her but to see what she hid within her normal consciousness, we took them and I seen all the darkness a soul could have just hiding in her heart waiting to come out and cause horror upon anyone who was close to her, That person was me and it has scar will heel in time because I GOT THAT LD 


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So the acid was the reason why I am not surprised that one day it would end between us and the way it ended was just as cold as you would think it would be when hell freezes over.


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The problem lays down with the solution when the terrible walks with the beautiful, this is when a cauldron of stewed spirits and intense consciousness boils, where one distinguishes the sane from evil and life tapers between internal and external death.  Remain in the moment and internalize what comes from the most visceral vituperative energy the human brain can manifest and remember that it will reflect what is cast upon your relation with this realm.  


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  3. Be prepared to lose mentally 
  4. Be as respectful as you can be
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The OpenVisionZ Blog #7 - "The Return of Long Dick Chappy"

The OpenVisionZ blog #7 - "The Return of Long Dick Chappy" 

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Long Dick Chappy

Long Dick Chappy was introduced in a earlier blog and is back to lay the smack down on his hoes! Long Dick Chappy has been pimping for 39 years he started back in the days of the Reagan Administration and has had numerous hand surgeries from smacking his bitches silly. This is the story of how he turnt out a doctors wife after being in surgery for slapping the shit out of his main bitch so hard that he shattered his Pimpin hand.  So the story goes like this one day Long Dick Chappy had a hankering for a chicken on cheese sandwich from his favorite fried chicken spot in town Chix Big Breasts Fried Chicken & Chili Waffles. So LD Chappy sent his best errand runner hoe Ms. Shirly Fudgy Buns Malloy to go get him some good ol Chicken on Cheese sandwiches and a 3 stack of bacon chili waffles. She was a white bitch so she didn't know much. She wasn't much of a earner as she had a anal issue and seemed to always have a mean case of leaky ass, so when customers started to complain due to the reverse shit stain affect Long Dick just made her a certified errand runner. That's neither here nor there though. 


So Long Dick sent Shirly out to Chix Big Breasts Fried Chicken & Chili Waffles to get a chicken on cheese sandwich and a 3 stack of bacon chili waffles with extra maple syrup, So Shirly headed off to the spot and Long Dick gave her about 3 dollars, called her a bitch and said she better have change when she gets back. The meal was more than 3 bucks so Shirly had to turn a few tricks to make enough to buy LD's food and give him change from the 3 dollars he gave her.  Shirly Fudgy Buns started to trot down W. 47th street when she was approached by a greasy little middle eastern man with caterpillars for eye brows and a hairy gorilla back driving a kool-aid red Maserati, he waved her down and Fudgy Buns explained that she was going to Chix Big Breasts Fried Chicken & Chili Waffles for her pimp Long Dick Chappy and that she was supposed to bring back a chicken on cheese sandwich and a 3 stack of bacon chili waffles and how she only has 3 dollars for a 12 dollar plate of chicken. So the greasy little man asked her if she wanted to make $37.00 to sprinkle hot chili flakes on his oily chest and back and rub him down with hummus and baklava juice. So Shirly was always told to get that money by LD and she had no choice but to accept the little middle eastern mans offer of $37 dollars to smother him in hot chili flakes and baklava hummus extract. Shirly Fudgy Buns got into the red Maserati and they turned down a dark ally off W. 23rd and Mulligan ave then Shirly Fudgy Buns ambivalently turned the trick seductively rubbed him down with hummus juice, threw the chili flakes on his chest and oily back, and gave him a pertinent slap on his fuzzy ass as she grabbed her money and jumped out before the greasy little middle eastern could get his underwear on. The greasy little middle eastern man was satisfied until he noticed the shit smudges Shirly left on his passenger seat, but by then it was to late Shirly had already got that $37.00 and was halfway to Chix Big Breasts Fried Chicken and Chili Waffles.



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Shirly Fudgy Buns Malloy
A couple hours went by and Long Dick Chappy was getting hangry and he needed his chicken on cheese sandwich and a 3 stack of bacon chili waffles, he was starting to get mean. Shirly didn't realize how long it took to smother that lil middle eastern in hummus and baklava juice and she was gone for almost 2 hours. Long Dick was pacing the hotel room in a hunger rage and he started throwing punches, swearing, yelling, swinging bolos all over the place and getting furious.  He was screaming "Where this bitch at with my chicken on cheese sandwich"  "What this bitch think this is, bitch tryn to play me for my money" "I want my 3 stack of bacon chili waffles, Bitch, Ima smack a hoe I swear I'll smack a hoe!!"  LD was throwing swinging his arms in a flurry of rage, throwing hay-makers while flipping out about how long it was taking Shirly to get back, and then all of a sudden mid throw Shirly walked in the door and KA POW KRAK POW she got cold cocked right in the face, Fudgy Buns went down, LD just cracked Fudgy Buns with a shot from Jupiter and knocked her out cold, the chicken on cheese sandwich and the 3 stack of bacon chili waffles she was holding flew half way across the room and Shirly hit the floor like a sack of rocks, Long Dicks change of $14.09 was spread across the room as Shirly hit the floor and LD grabbed his hand in pain.
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LD's hand started to swell up and he realized that he just not only broke his pimpin hand but Shirly forgot the maple syrup for his 3 stack of chili waffles. Shirly was layed out cold on the floor blood leaking from her nose and shit leaking from her ass. Long Dick started to poke her with his bunion foot to wake her up and her eyes started to open and she slurred the words "hummus and hot pepper baklava flakes"LD made a non-plussed facial expression, then said "Where my money bitch?"

Shirly was concussed and had no idea where she was, LD went to cock back his pimping hand and squinted in pain then realized he broke it on Shirly's head. Now the main thing on Long Dicks mind was how's he gonna get to the hospital with this bitch all concussed and shit, she wouldn't be able to drive Chappy's Big Dick Caddy to the ER, so Long Dick decided to drive himself to the hospital and on the way he would stop by Chix Big Breats Fried Chicken & Chili Waffles for that maple syrupLong Dick pulled up to the ER and parked his Big Dick Caddy in the ambulance spot, hopped out and headed through the doors to the ER and was immediately approached by security who asked him to move his vehicle, Long Dick Chappy raised his head and gave the security a long cold stare and said "Bitch, Don't you Know I Got That LD?" and the security guard turned around and waddled away perturbed and a bit sad. Long Dick walked into the waiting room started to yell out "Hey yo, Yo!! I broke my pimping hand on my bottom bitches head, lemme get a doctor!!"  So a nurse grabbed a wheelchair and Long Dick sat down in it then pulled out his 3 stack of bacon chili waffles and started to drizzle maple syrup on them while telling the nurse that he would love to see what kind of anthropomorphic mouth skills she has and that she could make a pretty penny working the track for long dicked pimp like him, and that he could set her up something special if she wants to put it down on the track. She rolled her eyes and wheeled him into the X-ray room.



Long Dick's x-ray's were processed and Dr. Dike Mufkins came in and explained that he had three broken fingers and a cracked knuckle, and that he would need surgery and a few titanium pins and rods if he ever wanted to slap a hoe again. Long Dick Chappy has had few surgeries in the past, he has had a double penal implant and a penal reduction along with a few ass injections that his bitches were extremly jealous of.  Long Dick agreed to the surgery and the surgery was a success, the Dr. explained that Long Dick would have to stop slapping his hoes for a little while if he wants his pimping hand to heal properly.  Unfortunately Long Dick Chappy was a pimp and a pimp rules by the magnitude of his slap, and needless to say Long Dick had to get his money.  Long Dick was so offended that Dr. Dikes was telling him that he would have to stop slapping hoe's for his pimping hand to heal properly that he sat up pulled out a bottle of pimp powder, sprinkled a little bit on and then slapped the living shit out of Dr. Dike Mufkins for saying that he would have to stop slapping hoe's. The Dr. hit the ground and Long Dick started to run his pockets looking for his wallet.  LD grabbed the Dr.'s ID and credit cards and hopped in his Big Dick Caddy and started to drive to Dr. Dike Mufkins house in the hills.  Chappy pulled up and rang the door bell.  Dr. Dike Mufkins wife Mrs. Mufkins came to the door and said who are you?  Long Dick raised his head and said "Bitch I'm Long Dick Chappy the slickest pimp this side of Harlem, and I'm here to collect bitch"

The woman was confused and a little turned on, she noticed the pins and rods protruding from Chappys hand and just as she asked if  he knew her husband, Long Dick Chappy raised his secondary pimping hand sprinkled some pimp powder on it and smacked the silly out of Mrs. Mufkins  - POWWWW!! Long Dick just recruited the Dr.'s wife with a pimp slap from heaven. She spun around and fell into a daze.  Long Dick threw her over his shoulder and threw her Big Dick Caddy's trunk then began to drive back to the sleazy Hotel Fornication.


He pulled up to the hotel and Shirly Fudgy Buns Malloy opened the door and started to ask Long Dick where he has been and what he was doing "how were the bacon chili waffles?" and blah blah blah Long Dick reached back and slapped the hell out of Shirly and said "Bitch shut up and help me get this hoe out the trunk"LD and Fudgy Buns grabbed the Dr.s wife out of the trunk and began to bring her into Hotel Fornication.  They layed her on the bed and then there was a knock on the door.
It was Dr. Dike Mufkins, bloody faced and asking where his wife is.  Long Dick opened the door and said "Yo bitch chose me, now beat it punk bitch"  Long Dick Chappy started to say he owns his wife now and she would be working the track down by junkie ally where the tricks get turned for rock bottom prices and that he would give him his wife back once she makes up for the money he lost during his hand surgery and she had to compensate him for the comment Dr. Mufkins made about not slapping hoes until it heals. Dr. Dike Mufkins was nervous and he didn't want to test a pimp on his pimp shit so decided to just walk away. By this time Dr. Dikes wife started to come to and she began to ask Shirly Fudgy Buns where she was and who's the little guy in the leopard print jacket and purple hat with the peacock feather in it,  Long Dick turned around and said "I'm the Pimp that just made you a track star Hoe" She looked up and POWWWW!! Long Dick gave her a open hand slap, the translucency of the pimping powder cloud mesmerized Mrs. Mufkins and she began to strip down to her underwear and smear lipstick on not only her mouth lips but also her vagina lips, and at that moment Long Dick Chappy procured her the sobriquet "Cindy Sultry Lips Mufkins"!!

The next thing Long Dick Chappy did was smack her on the ass and told her "Bet Git My Money, Hoe, Bitch, you got dem sultry lips now get them to work" They hopped in the Big Dick Caddy and  drove down to Junkie Ally. Junkie Ally was a bit off the beat and track but still in the perimeter of the hustlers and johns and so "Cindy Sultry Lips Mufkins" started her first day of thotting for LD Chappy the slickest pimp this side of Harlem!!



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